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| Topic Started: May 13 2010, 10:33 PM (691 Views) | |
| SteveJC | May 13 2010, 10:33 PM Post #1 |
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An old pilot dressed in his Eisenhower jacket with all his ribbons sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" The old pilot replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so, Yes, I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?" She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot?" The old pilot replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." |
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| Liam Baxter | Jun 12 2010, 09:23 PM Post #2 |
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 lol good one!
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| Deleted User | Jun 15 2010, 04:22 AM Post #3 |
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funny as hell will use that one |
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| jockmctavish | Oct 23 2010, 08:40 AM Post #4 |
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| Tom Tom STR | Oct 23 2010, 10:47 AM Post #5 |
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Great Stuff !! There's an "Old Cowboy" -Lesbian version of this one too..
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