A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear being that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact with his wife, "Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back as we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, then I have breakfast, and off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun when its out, and then I have sex twice more. I have lunch, then another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven!?"

"Not exactly, I'm now a rabbit ." :laf :laf