A US Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was stationed there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she wrote that she had slept with two blokes while he had been away, and she now wanted to break up and requested that he send back her picture.
The Marine did what any p*ssed off Marine would do. He went around to all his Pals and collected all the unwanted photographs of women. He then posted about twenty five of the pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back."