Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in CatholicSchool.
Usually she slept through the classes.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who sat behind her,took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savour?"

But again Mary Margaret didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again,little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt withhis pencil.

"Jesus Christ!," shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret soon fellback to sleep. The Nun soon asked Mary Margaret a third question: "What
did Eve say toAdam after she had her twenty-third child?"*

Again little Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stickthatdamn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted. :wqc