A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How
much will you charge me?'

The blonde, with a typical blank look, quickly responded, 'How about
$50?

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife,
hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that
our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes, ' the blonde replied, '...and I even had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it
to her along with a $10 tip.

'And by the way..., ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus.' :693 :256

Took my bike to the garage last week to have the brakes mended. I was a little concerned as the mechanic was a blonde, but equal rights and that, let her carry on with it. When I went to pick the bike up, she said she wasn't able to fix the brakes, so she'd made the horn louder instead.

A husband, trying to confuse his wife, asks her to tell him something that will make him both Happy & Sad at the same time.
After a while she says, "Your c*ck is bigger than your brothers"

Two men are walking around the airport trying to find their wives. They bump into each other & the first man asks "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention coz I'm trying to spot my wife". The second man says "Same here, what does your wife look like" The first man says " She's 6', Blonde Hair, Big Boobs & she's wearing a Mini Skirt & a Boob Tube, what's your wife look like ?" The second man says "F*ck her, we'll find yours"

Ken :nin2

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the %$£! table when an attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she strips right off, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice comes to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs...

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


:kqk