A lion, a bear and a chicken were sitting round a campfire having a brew and a natter. Testosterone soon rises and talk gets round to who's biggest and hardest. The bear stands up and says "when i roar, everyone stands up and takes notice, the ground trembles and humans go weak at the knees". The lion not to be outdone stands up and says "when i roar, everyone runs for their lives, the ground trembles and fear is instilled in everyone within earshot". The chicken looks at them both, stands up and says "your both pussies.................










































all i have to do is sneeze and everyone craps themselves :hzs