tom is on his bike is flying down the road on his way to work as he goes round a blind bend. just as he gets round he see's a policeman with a speed gun waving him over.
the policeman asks 'what reason do you have for going that fast!'
tom says 'i was late for work officer'
policeman says 'i've heard this one before, so whats your job sir?'
tom replys 'im a rectum stretcher'
officer says in shock 'what does a rectum stretcher do??'
'well officer people come in and bend over, i put a finger in their ass, then two, and begin stretching until i can get both hands in, then i stretch until the rectum is about, 6ft 3 '
officer says 'what the hell do you do with a 6ft 3 asshole??!'
tom says 'easy, you give him a badge and put him on a blind bend with a speed gun! :D '
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