A woman was having a passionate affair with an

inspector from a pest-control company One afternoon

they were carrying on in the bedroom together when

her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the

closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom

discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him. "I'm an inspector from

Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" the

husband asked. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation

of moths," the man replied. "And where are your

clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,.. "Those little bastards."


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